The Fred Thompson Facts
Some serious facts about Fred Thompson:
- Fred Thompson has on multiple occasions pronounced "nuclear" correctly.
- With Fred Thompson departing from Law & Order, it's now being renamed The Cops and Lawyers Fun Hour.
- Fred Thompson honors the fallen on Memorial Day by setting fire to hippies. Burn long and hard in their remembrance, you filthy hippies.
- Fred Thompson once stood on our south border and glared at Mexico. There was no illegal immigration for a month.
- Fred Thompson can open clamshell packaging without the slightest trouble.
- What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? Fred Thompson appears out of nowhere and beats the crap out of both of them.
- At a campaign stop, a Belgian Hound tried to hump Fred Thompson's leg. That breed of dog no longer exists.
- Fred Thompson has never been confused by anything that has happened on Lost.
[HT - Melissa the Misanthrope]
posted by Superfly @ 12:58 PM
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Fred Thompson is an inside the DC beltway hack for the last 30 years. While working for the Senate he was a mole who leaked info to Nixon in an attempt to torpedo the committee's investigation of Nixon's crimes against the Constitution.
http://www.boston.com/news/nation/articles/2007/07/04/not_all_would_put_a_heroic_sheen_on_thompsons_watergate_role/
Later on, he was a lobbyist for a pro-abortion group. And just today, he has started to back-peddle on his denials. You catholics should love this one.
http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/2007/07/fred_thompson_backs_off_from_abortion_lobbying_denial/
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