Pink Boys

What if, instead of bitching about the city, affluent people with a European heritage and fair skin tried muttering the lyrics to their favorite songs as they walked down the street?

There's nothing that says "don't mess with me" like a 50-year-old CPA slouching along wearing headphones and rapping out Neil Diamond's "Cracklin' Rose" under his breath.

And while were on the subject of urban fashion, it seems like the oversize white T-shirt craze is still popular among teens, at least in my city. But some youngsters need more guidance on the finer points of doing laundry. There's nothing that ruins the hypermasculine adolescent tough-guy routine like the "oversize pink T-shirt" look that is the result of putting your white clothes in with your new red underpants.