Exotic Pet News

News from Canada about an Alberta millionaire with a penchant for exotic animals, including what sounds like every bachelor's dream pet, a poker-playing monkey. But the money quote from the article is about his pet moose. Read it to yourself with a BBC accent:

The moose, which the family erroneously believed was a male and dubbed Murray, was turned over to the Calgary Zoo where her true sex was determined and she was renamed Anne Murray.

No official word from Canada's Songbird in response. But surely everyone can agree that, as usual, our neighbors to the north have a great knack for funny.