Flori-Duh

Can't we somehow detach this state from the union? If we can find some excuse to get rid of Florida, maybe we could nick Alberta and keep it an even fifty. They've got that impressive cavalry, and by all accounts they're the most pro-market.

Let's cede the sunshine state to the AARP, Disney, and the Greater Miami Cuban Businessman's association.

They're on TV talking about voting irregularities.

And now Clinton is giving her "victory" speech - a bogus gesture. She issued a press release following her defeat in South Carolina, a vote where the delegates actually matter. Proof, once again, that Hillary is the candidate of choice for the ignorant and aloof - and you better believe Florida has a lot of folks who fit into those categories.

And it's looking like McCain might have won the GOP side of the race, much to the chagrin of Rush Limbaugh and the hard right. Honestly, it's almost eerie the way Romney can't get enough traction to win one simple state. I've heard it suggested that the press has a special degree of resentment for Mitt, because he looks like a fake 1050s dad, an authority figure who naturally arouses the ire of scruffy socialist journos.

Onto Tuesday. Let's be thankfully done with Florida.