Chinese Baby Imports

China is a country with an astonishing number of unwanted children, mostly girls. And they have just changed the rules for international adoption to disqualify anyone over the age of 50, single parents, folks on anti-depressants, and obese people.

Sheesh, how many Americans can meet that standard? Given our national proclivities for Paxil, McDonald's, divorce, and daddy-free families, it's almost like the Chinese government singled us out. How interesting that a country which is ostensibly founded on the secular materialist dogmas of Marxism thinks that the best environment for small humans consists of Cleaver-like traditional structures.

Or maybe they're just tired of Africa and Hollywood sucking up all of the publicity when it comes to adoption. When will the A-list spare some time for them Chinese babies? Better move quickly - they're getting harder to get.