Intensive Care Unit

During the past several Christmases, like many in my generation, I have performed the role of ad-hoc PC technician for my family. In exchange for my efforts installing graphics cards, memory, and device drivers (and showing people new software like Google Toolbar and Firefox) I usually go home with cast-off, outdated hardware.

The latest orphan is an HP laptop with a cracked LCD, previously used by carefree college-age siblings. It still works with an external monitor. But as a risk profile, this computer is a bisexual Haitian junkie who never changes needles and turns tricks at the docks. It has spyware, adware, viruses, trojans, and low self-esteem.

Practice safe computing, people, especially if you have a high-speed connection. You don't need a full blown geeked-out firewall setup. But run Ad-Aware often, and ZoneAlarm always. It's dangerous out there.