Cathode-Ray Comfort

Large sections of America have been buried by snow. Locally they're arresting any non-emergency drivers. You can't leave the house.

Discard any frivolous ideas about reading books, or having meaningful conversations with loved ones. Rummage around for Frito-Lay products, hot cocoa, or microwave pizza. Then prostrate yourself before the magic box:

• Smokey and the Bandit, AMC, 8:00 PM Eastern
• Hey! Spring of Trivia, Spike TV, 10:00 PM Eastern
• Iron Chef - Egg Battle, Food TV, 11:00 PM Eastern

Or keep watching AMC at 10:00 when they play Smokey and The Bandit II. Bandit is tasked with transporting a pregnant elephant to the GOP convention, but Sherriff Buford is hot on his trail.

Needless to say, hilarity ensues.