Holden Caulfield 2005

Many visitors to this website are high school students looking for an essay they can use for an assignment due the next day on "Harrison Bergeron". For whatever reason Google indexes very prominantly a post I made last year which references this old staple of secondary education by Kurt Vonnegut. (The post was actually about the movie 'The Incredibles' and the unfortunate societal trend towards prentending everyone is special.) Now every few days one of these boneheaded slackers arrives here (I see the hits occur at 10 or 11 at night) because searching the Internet is easier that reading one simple godamn short story. Incase you haven't guessed I have nothing but contempt for these kids, who