Respect My Peeps

This time of year, 'Style' and 'Tempo' section editors from newspapers worldwide engage in a yearly Spring ritual - the inevitable article about Easter goodies. As a service to you, I have compiled some highlights related to the lighter side of Easter.

• A fornication-related pagan history of chocolate rabbits.
• Some Internet dude and his Easter candy torture regime.
• Make your own peeps at home. (No, not like that.)
• Headline: Not knowing what to do, local woman bakes rabbit-shaped cake.
• An arrest has been made in the Easter bunny assault in Rotterdam, NY.

So don't let all of this talk about sin, redemption, and last-minute court appeals get you down. Go get yourself some sugary snack action.