Friday Roundup

Hitch up your spurs, cowpokes. The roundup is underway.

• JibJab is back with a Second Term hoedown.
  
  
• Ditch your Badonkadonk and upgrade to the Bad Boy HMT, from Homeland Defense Vehicles in (where else?) Texas. This is the mack-daddy of anti-terrorist hardware. Options include nuclear, chemical and biological agent protection packages.
  
  
• McSweeney's has replaced The Onion for me, in part because it can be reached from behind my corporate firewall. Check out these quotes from actual vegan products.
  
  
• The Hasselhoffian Recursion causes irreparable mental harm. (Kids, ask your parents permission before clicking.)
  
  
• This early photograph of Bill Gates in the early '80s, in a come-hither mood, may also promote brain damage.
  
  
• Can anyone explain this tsunami kids game from FEMA? (REQUIRES JAVA)
  
  
• And, in case today's roundup is too lighthearted, brace yourself: This article will scare you off the crystal meth. And this local article, from a male Philippine nurse, is a simple and powerful example of kindness in the face of obdurate racism.