Another Roadside Attraction

If you've driven north of Cincinnati on I-75 you've probably seen the gigantic roadside Jesus by the highway near the Solid Rock Church. His arms are raised skyward as if he just heard a very uplifting traffic report. He also appears to be made from a yellowy plaster that resembles cheese.

Notice to prank-minded college students: Get some of those triangular foam Wisconsin cheese hats, and buy a couple of hunks of provolone and Monterey jack at the deli. Then stand around the statue when church lets out, shouting things like, "Why do you remain silent, Cheesus? Do our offerings not please you, Cheesus?"

UPDATE: My friend Spike suggested that somebody should install a gigantic statue of a quarterback on the other side of the highway, getting ready to throw a long pass.